Bingo Chimp Review

Our closest living relatives are chimpanzees. We share more than 98% of our genetic blueprint. Many scientists believe that we also share a common ancestor who lived some four to eight million years ago. Chimpanzees’ natural habitats are African rain forests, woodlands, and grasslands. Even though they walk on all fours, they can stand and walk upright, as well. It also interesting that chimpanzees are one of very few animal species that employ tools. They shape and use sticks to retrieve insects from their nests or dig grubs out of logs. They also use stones to smash open nuts and employ leaves as sponges to soak up drinking water. Some chimpanzees have even been taught to use some basic human sign languages.

The mascot of Bingo Chimp is, of course, is a little chimpanzee, and I’d expected to have a great time there. I entered the 90-ball room and honestly, I didn’t have any fun there. After a few, let’s say, good weeks when I had some small and solid wins, now again I couldn’t win anything. I was really close to a winning but that just didn’t happen for me. There were games when I would have multiple cards with only one more number to go but still nothing good would happen. It was the same old story; I need 44 but they call 42, 43, and 45, or I need 16, but they call 26, 36, and all number around 16. I did manage to be one to go winner a couple of times winning £0.78 and £0.93 but that was it. Rather disappointed I wanted to give some slots a chance. I chose the “Coffee House” bingo slot because it has never really let me down. Nothing spectacular happened; I won £0.45 with five free spins and I kept my balance stable with some nice wins and not many empty spins.

I think I will go to the city zoo now to spend some time with my relatives. I will look at the chimpanzee play and they will look at me thinking “Oh my…. What a loser! He can’t even win a bingo game.” Well, they would be right about that.

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