Stars and Stripes Bingo 05/12 review

We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public. There’s one problem with that statement. I haven’t quite learned how to act in public. This is why gambling online from my couch is the best option for me. I had just come from a fun filled trip to the grocery store. My friend and I are walking down an isle and all of a sudden I start saying things like “Ouch! Stop hitting me. You’re always hurting me”. Of course he wasn’t but I was playing around and trying to cause a little scene. Oh, it was good. I was so serious and just loud enough so people in other isles would hear me. His face was priceless. The look of horror almost had me in hysterics. He takes off and heads as far away from me as possible. I chase after him and symbolically waived my white flag. We laughed the whole way home. We put the groceries away and I decided to show him one of my favorite bingo sites, Stars and Stripes Bingo.

I started off with a couple games of bingo but knowing the slot fan that he is, I switched up my play. After all, Get Cracking somehow seemed fitting. Wink wink.

Get Cracking is a 9 line Parlay Entertainment video slot. I could not stop laughing every time I thought about my buddy and the embarrassment all over his face. He was like “get over it”. So anyway, the symbols on this slot are eggs, farm animals and wild chickens. As usual, I played $0.05 per line. I had one good win of $35.00.

There are 2 bonus games available. The Sizzling Bonus allows you to choose a series of eggs from a carton. Your winnings are cracked into a frying pan. This is a cute bonus but I made more on a single spin in most cases than during this bonus round. By the way, the reels spin extremely fast on this slot. I like that a lot. No delays or endless spinning.

The second bonus consists of eggs in the grass and sitting on top of a white picket fence. You shoot at the eggs until you miss. Missing means that the egg’s little legs appear and he moves out of the way. Again, another fun bonus game but I had better luck spinning.

I held my own for a while before deciding to let my friend spin for a while. My bankroll is his. I figured I’d get cracking in the kitchen because I owed him a spectacular dinner.

Froggy

Stars and Stripes Bingo Closed - 05/12