Gone Bingo UK review

Where is Jack when i need him.....

Oh he is cozy alright over at Cozy Games. They don't call him the "jack of all trades" for nothing. The one i am looking for is the "one eyed Jack". There is two of them, but make no mistake the one i long for is wearing his heart on his shoulder. Contrary to wearing his heart on his sleeve, he makes a bold statement that he is indeed a heart breaker. When he does show up he only gives me a side profile glance. Makes me wonder, what lurks on the other side. Is it a bevy of beauties who dare to capture his heart he wears so regally? Or is it the kings court ready to wage battle with him for stealing their fair maidens. The Jack of hearts leaves a mystic that we can only wonder what lies beneath his elusiveness.

I pull up my chair and flip open my laptop and sign into Gone Bingo. There is no denying that one of my favorite gaming is Video Poker. I notice on the homepage that Deuces Wild is one of their newest games. Although Deuces Wild is not one of my favorite video poker games, i can't resist. Draped in a background of regal purple it is most fitting for the king and his court in this deck of cards.

I start out playing .10 a hand. Small, i know but my budget today is telling me i better conserve what little funds i have. I need a Royal Flush to pull me out. A natural Royal Flush will give me 4000 credits. I may sound picky but i am not really interested in Deuces Royal Flush that only pays 125 credits!! This is not a multi line poker poker game, rather a single handed game.

I get teeny tiny wins along the way. The kind of wins that are still putting your bankroll backwards instead of forwards. Then the heart pumping, blood rushing, adrenaline raising hand is dealt to me. King of hearts, Ace of hearts, ten of hearts and queen of hearts and a 5 of clubs! I have 4 cards to the Royal! More careful than usual i click on the 4 cards to hold. Taking a deep breath i wait a moment before i click the draw button.

I need the Jack of Hearts. I grab a smoke, light up and before i meet my next card. With one eye closed i wince to see the next card. Noooooooo, it is the 9 hearts. So close, yet so far!! Wouldn't you know it would be just my luck the Jack of Hearts was off romancing or doing battle and he was gone........Gone Bingo.

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