As the Bingo Balls Turn……….

[lipstick_xoxos]

..........the dinner party is over and all the guests have left including Dorothy! I am here on this Georgia plantation all alone with nothing but memories. Feeling suddenly sentimental i think of the fond memories Dorothy and i shared. How we would pretend we were all grown up........

She was Prudence and how she would dress up in designer big ben overalls! I was the diva in the lawn chair as Prudence mowed the lawn! Ahhh the memories of pretending we were painting the town and getting tipsy! We would laugh so hard we said we needed Poise pads not wet ourselves. Fact is sometimes we would have to hang our panties to dry out on the line!

Or the time i stepped on a Twinkie and had the cream squished between my toes and the Twinkie was stuck on my big toe! My sis laughed for days over that one!

I really don't like being in this big mansion alone.......i wonder who i can ask to come stay with me til Dorothy comes back......hmmmmmmm

[MommyMachine]

Oh how I am going to miss Dorothy, she was such a fun and vibrant person. She always knew the right words to say. I hope she comes back real soon.

Wonder what Lips is going to do in that big house all by herself?

[blueday]

Lola has thrown us all out of the house and Dorothy said she was going.  I will certainly miss her as she is a good friend and friends don't come easy these days. 

As for Lola - I feel for her being in that mansion on her own.  Maybe I should go back and see if she is alright.

I'll just finish my ciggy first.

[Imagin.ation]

As i left the party, i slipped off my stilettos and into my Nikes heading towards Big Heart Bingo, along the way i see Steamy Bingo... "keep your head straight you don't need none of that..." "YES I DO" i giggled as i answered myself, they say.. a genuis talks to herself.. you are insane if you answer yourself.. i sped by...

Reminiscing Dorothy.. she started with a hoopty.. drove away in a Benz.. a modified Van Benz.. her dream.. but who was the man she drove off with..? i thought.. this juicy mystery..
I remember the time we went shopping and we played shopping cart races, she didn't make the turn and crashed into the Lobster Tank, Lobsters everywhere as this happened my cart crashed into the Watermelon bin.. tumbling watermelons on every isle.. we got kicked out.. we both determined she won, her trophy was Pizza with Garlic Bread sticks.. we both enjoyed at Eat Sleep Bingo.

Those were the days.. but As The Bingo Balls Turn.. these days will never be over...

[blueday]

I've finished my ciggy and I knock on the door of the mansion.  I can hear the echo in the great hall as I knock.

I look behind me and there in the distance I can see Dorothy.  I shout out her name but she just carries on walking.   I call her name again but still she carries on walking.  Why can't she hear me?

I bang on the mansion door again and call "Lola - are you there"...still nothing.

I'm just about to walk away when I spot Nan coming up the long driveway.  Blue she says - come quick....you have to see this.

I follow Nan to the huge garden and I couldn't believe my eyes......

[lipstick_xoxos]

..........in the garden is helwin and mommymachine over at the bingo balls weighting down certain balls! They were fixing the bingo game so they can win!!! Then selecting only those cards that had numbers that were not weighted down!

Blue and nan peeking around the rose bush tried to be very quiet as they watched. Suddenly nan yelped! A rose thorn stuck stuck her booty! Helwin and mommy turn around and see blue and nan and know they are busted..........

[Feelin froggy]

I have seen some things happen on this plantation over the years being the maid. Certainly as soon as Ms Lola arrived there has been nothing but one big ruckus. Peering over the deck below me i see Helwin and Mommy pointing at each other. Helwin yelling Mommy did it and Mommy shouting back it was Helwin.

They are acting like two naughty children in a school yard fight. Blue and Nan simutaneously say at the same time "we saw it from behind the rose bush, you both did it". I do declare what kind of mischief have these two gotten into now. Nan yells my name to come down and get the thorn out of her arse! Walking towards the garden with my first aid kit tucked under my arm a kindly gentleman approaches me and says..

[wnanhee]

I just can't believe what I am witnessing...here I thought to myself, the drama that was going on inside before everyone left was too much to bear, now I see these two of my friends snuck out behind us cheating the Bingo balls like they used to do at the   Red Card Bingo  and now blaming at each other like little kids and look at what they have done to my be~auti~ful booty...I try to blink my eyes once, twice to let the tears fall down on my cheek and started to yelp for help...why the maid,grapeu isn't running? I tuned my back to yell at the maid and see she stopped and talking to a man I have never seen before. Who is he? I turned to Blue and arched my eye brow up high and pointed my finger at the man and Blue just shake her head and gave me her usual  ""...
'Oh, ouch!!!'
Starting to feel my booty numb from the pains and can't wait for grapeu any longer, I began to pull the thorn out with my left hand...

[lipstick_xoxos]

........grapeu soon forgets the thorn in wnanhee's booty as the cowboy declares he lives across yonder in the Bingo Cabin. Being a bit of a showoff he pulls out stacks of $30 packets and wants to offer her and her lady friends a nite they aint eva gonna forget at his cabin this evening.

Grapeu being a bit of a tart herself doesn't want any of the others ladies to go. She was having more on her mind than just bingo balls.

Meanwhile helwin and mommy take off with there tail between their legs feeling nothing but shame! Serves them right for there sneaky little plot. Blue's cell phone rings and covers the mouth piece as she whispers its luvkitty.....

[MommyMachine]

luvkitty is calling to tell her she found Lola's diary, she left it at 123 Bingo.

It had all kinds of dirty secrets about her and her affairs. She is going to make copies for all of us to read.

I can't believe I got caught rigging the bingo balls, but I was desperate, I spent all of my money on Bingo in the last couple of nights, and I just needed one good win. Besides, Helwin talked me into it.

I was about to go back and try to explain myself when I noticed someone walking towards me, they look familiar  OMG it's....

[lipstick_xoxos]

............its ishin!!! My heart stops when i see him. I see luvkitty sitting in the corner reading omggggggg she has my diary. My heart pounds and i panic....it's all about me and ishin. Why is he here.......did someone call him and tell him whats in my diary???

Wnanhee who is having morning sickness now that she is pregnant asks the maid grapeu to bring her some crackers. Blue pulls her on the side and asks her........who is the REAL father of your baby? Wnanhee not sure says....i hope it's the Big Bucks Bingo hottie. Blue in deep thought now wonders.......who has big bucks?

Mommy over hears and wants to know who the father is suggests a seance tonight at midnite.....

[blueday]

I'm shocked and upset that Helwin and MommyMachine were cheating with the bingo balls.  They must be really hard up.

I'm waiting for Nan to spill the beans on who the father is.  She said something about Big Bucks Bingo and I'm thinking what the hell does that have to do with who the father is.  Is it their special BOGOF offer tonight with their 3 part bingo, or their player appreciation day tomorrow with $1250 guaranteed jackpots.  Who is the hottie at Big Bucks Bingo?

I hear Nan mumble something about "not really sure" and as she mumbles that I see luvkitty reading some sort of diary....who's diary is it - she certainly wouldn't be reading it so intently if it was her own.

Ishin has arrived and he is with Dorothy.  What the hell is he doing here and why is Dorothy with him? 

What the hell is going on here.

Nan looks at me and says "blue - listen carefully to what I have to say. I do know who the father is, but I haven't told anyone yet." 

I need a cigarette - I can't cope with this sort of information.  "Nan - don't say a word"  If you are going to spill the beans, then you may as well tell everyone at the same time.

Nan stops talking and nods at me reluctantly....."you are right" ......

[wnanhee]

I am so torn in between what's going on with everyone and my own dilemma...

Oh I knew all along about who the father of baby was but was not sure since the day I happened to slept with all three men and couldn't be sure who...but deep down inside I knew it all along...trying to tell Blue who and she who has been so wise tells me to stop and wait and she is right about telling all my friends at the same time.
I met him at Big Bucks Bingo at first sight, we feel the click and he paid for all my cards and after the games, he took me to the Paris Hotel casino and we stayed in bed for the next three days and nights...
"Girls...I need to tell you guys something very important and it can not be waited...meet me inside the house tonight and please be there!!!"

Seeing Ishin and Dorothy together is just laughable...he is such a tease and bad playboy...but then again Dorothy isn't much better either when it comes to men...
"OMG,omg..."luvkitty kept on saying it over and over again and she really is getting on my nerve. I shout at her to stop and she said...

[MommyMachine]

"No, Nan, I just read something about you in this diary, would you like me to tell everyone what it says?"

Nan got really nervous, she knew what luvkitty was talking about. Nan had also had an affair with Ishin, in fact, every girl here has. He is the real father of her baby, and HE doesn't even know yet.

How long until someone tells him? I give it a minute or two. I just hope this gathering doesn't turn into what the garden bingo game became. Choas.

Ishin looks at me, and he also looks nervous, OH BOY, I thought, here we go...

[Imagin.ation]

I'm the father!! i suddenly state in a clear and loud voice. Everyone turns towards the door looking confused and in shock, as they heard a womans voice state she er he's the father. Little do they know i had a sex change operation, right before it was done.. we had an ... affair.

I'm just kidding, i just wanted to say, the storyline is great i really enjoy reading this, Mommy you do so well with it, you are so creative haha!

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