Beauty and the Beast Tips

[Imagin.ation]

I really had to come back to this thread and make a comment, this is a fascinating subject in this thread, and Froggy i thank you for bringing it.

I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump'n grind, that quickie in the park, elevator or drive-thru, getting excitingly hot and sexual sliding on top or down below while driving, or those roaming hands at the movie theater while he hides it with the popcorn box. I can be that little freak if I want to. I think just a man being a man and knowing the package he carries with all the natural aphrodisiactic gifts and appetizers he offers is magical. He is actually an executive sexually erotic chef with his own steamy and delicious ideas. But at the same time it is also very relaxing and fun to be with a man alone in the comfort of the warm loving home you built for him, exploring the multitude of the natural erogenous areas and erotic feelings both can encounter and appreciate, spending this time together romatically surrounded and enhanced by natural foods, aromas and natural scents of sexual desire and stimulation.. what a pleasure indeed

I think I'll go dab some vanilla behind my knees, make some sexy spaghetti with basil, make a trail of chocolate kisses leading to the bedroom.. and later I'll pop some popcorn..

Tomorrow we BBQ shrimp.. endulge in raw carrots and pumpkin seeds, baked cinnamon apple slices.. then we shall have intercourse.. i mean the main course..

Now.. i got my menu..my ideas..this skimpy apron.. i just need a man too

  ....

[Feelin froggy]

Hello My Little Bingo Balls!

Last week we explored the world of aphrodisiacs. Some of us lacked a guinea pig so here is a list of top reasons it’s great to be single! Who needs someone tagging along while you're trying to get your gamble on anyway?



15 reasons for the ladies: courtesy of ivillage.com

1. You can do whatever you darn well please.
2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.
3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?
4. You can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.
5. You can slump around the house in any old thing.
6. You don't have to think about birth control, calendars or ovulation. Aunt Flo can
visit whenever she likes.
7. You can go out and flirt as much as your heart desires, without a worry in the world.
8. The toilet seat issue -- need I say more?
9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very
generous.
10. You can have male friends without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.
11. You can finally see all the good videos -- the romantic, cheesy films.
12. No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house.
13. You don't have to wear G-string panties unless you want to wear them.
14. You can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are
over.
15. You don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities.

8 reasons for the guys (let’s face it, there aren’t too many reasons for you guys): courtesy of askmen.com

1. You can take your time to find the right woman.
2. You can focus on your career.
3. You can do whatever you want, when you want.
4. You can enjoy a sexual smorgasbord.
5. You can build wealth.
6. You can enjoy serenity.
7. You can keep your toys.
8. You don’t have to compromise.

Some of us would rather play bingo than nurture a relationship but if you're on the prowl you may find your match at Cyber Bingo!

[blueday]

I have heard a tip (and on more than one occasion) that if you put Hemorrhoid cream under your eyes, it gets rid of the bags and wrinkles.  It's cheap to buy over the counter at any chemist/drugstore.  I've never had the guts to try it out.

Has anyone else heard of this?

blue

[MommyMachine]

Yes, and I know friends who live by it, alot of the beauty pageant contestants swear by it too...


Go figure, do they put mascara on the butt?

[blueday]

Yes, and I know friends who live by it, alot of the beauty pageant contestants swear by it too...


Go figure, do they put mascara on the butt?

I hope not!  LMAO!

Well if it works, I better get over to Bingo Fabulous cos that's how I will feel.

blue

[lipstick_xoxos]

Lmaoooooooo your little bingo balls huh?

I do have a question though. You said the boys can keep their toys.....what about the girls?
 


Lips

[Feelin froggy]

Lmaoooooooo your little bingo balls huh?

I do have a question though. You said the boys can keep their toys.....what about the girls?
 


Lips

Well if you're single, you're sure gonna need em'

[Feelin froggy]

I really had to come back to this thread and make a comment, this is a fascinating subject in this thread, and Froggy i thank you for bringing it.

I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump'n grind, that quickie in the park, elevator or drive-thru, getting excitingly hot and sexual sliding on top or down below while driving, or those roaming hands at the movie theater while he hides it with the popcorn box. I can be that little freak if I want to. I think just a man being a man and knowing the package he carries with all the natural aphrodisiactic gifts and appetizers he offers is magical. He is actually an executive sexually erotic chef with his own steamy and delicious ideas. But at the same time it is also very relaxing and fun to be with a man alone in the comfort of the warm loving home you built for him, exploring the multitude of the natural erogenous areas and erotic feelings both can encounter and appreciate, spending this time together romatically surrounded and enhanced by natural foods, aromas and natural scents of sexual desire and stimulation.. what a pleasure indeed

I think I'll go dab some vanilla behind my knees, make some sexy spaghetti with basil, make a trail of chocolate kisses leading to the bedroom.. and later I'll pop some popcorn..

Tomorrow we BBQ shrimp.. endulge in raw carrots and pumpkin seeds, baked cinnamon apple slices.. then we shall have intercourse.. i mean the main course..

Now.. i got my menu..my ideas..this skimpy apron.. i just need a man too

  ....

Imagin you have such a way with words. I'm gonna have to steal that menu!

[Imagin.ation]

Hello My Little Bingo Balls!

LMAOOOOO... it just gives me images.. and Thank You Froggy for the compliment!!

[Feelin froggy]

Hello my darling dabbers,

Every bingo player needs strong hands.  Here are some finger exercises to keep your hands in tip top shape.



Silly; I know, but you will thank me when you have the hand power to:
•   Be the first to get in on the online chat specials
•   Put your hand up and stop someone dead in their tracks from sitting next to you and messing up your “vibe”.
•   Sign bingo as you yell it…for added effect.
•   Stare people down at bingo motioning “I’m watching you”.



So work those fingers and get over to Bingo Workz!


have a great week!!!!

[Imagin.ation]

Oh thank you so much froggy, yes i agree finger speed and grip, along with perfect coordination, and the finger strength to poke'em in the chest when they sit in your seat.. very important

Thank you for sharing these tips, im doing my finger excersizes as we speak.

[lipstick_xoxos]

hahahahahahahhahahaha!!! All together now let's do our exercises!!

[Feelin froggy]

Hello Bingo Charms,

When you’re up late playing bingo and having a few cocktails, you don’t want to worry about a hangover. Here are some tips to avoid praying to the porcelain god courtesy of eHow.com. A hungover bingo player is not a happy bingo player.



When it comes to preventing a hangover, time seems to be the best cure. Most of the things people have told you are false. The first thing to avoid in order to prevent hangovers is not to mix any kind of carbonated drinks with alcohol; also avoid any fruit juices mixed in alcohol because the sugar can help the alcohol reach your bloodstream quicker and it can make you become dehydrated faster.

Eat potatoes
Eating before you consume alcohol will definitely help to reduce the chance of a hangover. Try eating potatoes before drinking alcohol because they contain flavonoids which can help reduce hangover symptoms; some say eating boiled potatoes prior to consuming alcohol allows them to drink more but not feel the effects as much.

If you are going to be drinking vodka, do not mix it with fruit drinks, energy drinks or anything containing carbonation or you will get dehydrated quicker which will give you a hangover.

Drink a lot of fluids like water
You are better off just doing shots and chasing it with at least 6 ounces of water. Just remember to eat first, and with every beer you consume; drink 6 to 8 ounces of plain water and the odds of getting a hangover will be slim to none.

Now that you will be hangover free, let's celebrate! Bring your cocktails to Party Bingo


Have a great week!

[Imagin.ation]

Oh Thank you froggy, these are great tips.. oh those hangovers are terrible.. i was wondering are there any tips on how to remember what you did the night before.. or any that help you forget, or any tips that help with the silly things you do while drinking, like lighting your lips on fire because you someway switched the positioning of the cig and lighter.. many times i've tried the "it wasn't me" routine.. but they have film to back it up...

[Feelin froggy]

The only tip I can give you is to GET that film.... and hand it straight over to me.