Beauty and the Beast Tips

[lipstick_xoxos]

Untangling Christmas Lights



I love the twinkle and sparkle at Christmas time but decorating can be quite a chore especially untangling the Christmas lights!

Here is the trials and tribulations trimming the tree with lights and tips to make it easier:

1) Try to make it as pleasurable as possible by making yourself a nice cup of hot cocoa.

2) After you open the box of stored lights that you swore would not be tangled this year, you realize they are in a knotted mess.

3) Don't panic, simply replace the hot cocoa for a eggnog spiked with brandy.

4) You have ten strands to untangle and the first one took 45 minutes straighten out.

5) Your nerves are beginning to get as frazzled as the lights, but please again don't stress. Simply toss the eggnog for a martini.

6) After getting all the lights unraveled you test them and only 2 strands are working and only half the lights are working on two others.

7) There is only one thing to do to keep calm. Grab the the tequila and drink it straight from the bottle its an instant stress reliever.

All the lights are finally on the tree with a stack plugged into one outlet. Flipping the switch you blow out the lights and now none of them work.

9) Stumbling now from all the liquor consumption, you stagger over to the tree, fall and knock the tree over.

10) Now now don't let that get to you, simply buy one of those pre-lit table top trees. Who needs a big tree anyway!

If you are looking for lots of sparkle play at Sparkling Bingo instead!

[Feelin froggy]

Oh gosh that's too funny! That sounds like Christmas at my house except I don't touch the lights, only the drinks.

[lipstick_xoxos]

Lights or no lights the cocktails are flowing.........weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

[Feelin froggy]

That's fo sho. Whatcha drinking this year? I've got my champagne 

[blueday]

This all sounds too familiar Lips.  I have one of those net sets with 200+ lights on.  I'll definitely get the booze out this year when I get them out to untangle them.

blue

[Feelin froggy]

Hello Bingo Babes!

Christmas is fast approaching and I've got some jokes for you to tell while you eat your Christmas beast. Oh these are some beauties. Your family will think you're a genius!



What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
Tarzipan!

Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus!

Can I have a dog for Christmas?
No you can have turkey like everyone else!

What do you drain Christmas dinner brussel sprouts with?
An advent colander!

What do ducks do before Christmas dinner?
Pull their Christmas quackers!

Merry Christmas to all my Bingo Tarts! 

[Feelin froggy]

Hi Bingo Babes!

For many of us, the battle of the bulge begins. I thought I'd share some workout gear that you should consider. The way I see it, the sillier we look, the more successful we may be.







Take a lesson in workout wear from the king of the workout.......



It's okay. These looks are a lot to take in. Sit down, relax and play a few games of bingo at Biggest Bingo.

[blueday]

Wonderful pics Froggy and I have to say, I'm relieved that guy in the last pic is wearing underpants!

blue

[lipstick_xoxos]

It's okay. These looks are a lot to take in. Sit down, relax and play a few games of bingo at Biggest Bingo.

I agree froggy, it is a lot to take in. So i think i will have a candy bar and a coke to ponder it all.........lmaooooooooo!

Awesome post guuurrll!

[Feelin froggy]

I sat down with a bag of potato chips and a regular Pepsi (full of sugar) to give this some serious thought.

[Feelin froggy]

Hi Bingo Babes!

January is a boring month. The holidays are behind us and it feels like winter is in full force with no end in sight. They don't call them Blue Mondays for nothing.

There are some apps for your phones that incorporate your favorite game, BINGO. Here's a few to perk up these dark days.

Word BINGO
By ABCya.com
Available on iTunes



Pocket Bingo Pro
Apostek Software
Available on market.android.com



Bingo Matic Pro
by Bingo Mobile
Available at androidzoom.com

Bingomatic is the best way you can organize bingo games in group,you can organize bingo games anywhere like a real bingo hall and very easy. Bingomatic will call the numbers outloud, will check the bingos, give you the bingo cards... and much more.



While you're rushing to grab your phones why don't you check out some mobile bingo? There are some bingo sites offering it such as Mecca Bingo. Have you ventured into the world of mobile bingo yet?

[blueday]

Not yet Froggy cos I don't get that iphone until June but I can't wait to play some bingo and have some fun on it.  These apps look pretty good.  Do you use them?

blue

[Feelin froggy]

I've tried the word bingo. It's fun and pretty good for the kids.

[lipstick_xoxos]

Cool apps froggy, pretty soon we won't need our laps and will doing it all on our cell phones.

[Feelin froggy]

The only thing that I don't love is the small screen. You can't beat a laptop!