saturn bingo late april fools joke?

[dirkemans]

i got the latest bingo bonusmail so i decided to sign up for saturn bingo, as i see they have  a full rtg casino in the house.
i take the 30 no deposit bonus,and chat with support:

Please wait for a site operator to respond.

You are now chatting with 'CSCassi'

CSCassi: Hello, Welcome to Support Services, my name is Cassi how might I assist you?

dirkemans: hello

dirkemans: i would like to claim a code please

dirkemans: it said in the email i got from latestbingobonuses

CSCassi: what promotion are you looking for

dirkemans: that id have to email the code

dirkemans: but i thought getting live chat would be just as good, and maybe quicker\

CSCassi: yes it usually, is, now if you can tell me what is in the email that you are looking for receive

dirkemans: the code is CLSAT30

dirkemans: ^^

CSCassi: That would be the code you can redeem by going to through the cashier window

CSCassi: and typing in that code

dirkemans: lol serious?

CSCassi: yes serious

dirkemans: i dont know why the mail said to contact you then:)

dirkemans: silly

dirkemans: anyway ill try

dirkemans: it worked:)

dirkemans: any forbidden games and what is playthrough ma cashout etc?

dirkemans: *max

CSCassi: These introductory bonus dollars are simply intended to let you try out our great site, they do not qualify you for major game prizes, promotions or chat game credits.

CSCassi: A $50 cash deposit needs to be made before any withdrawal can be considered and winnings are capped at $50 from this promotion.

dirkemans: how ?

dirkemans: so if i win, it will be 50, then i have to deposit 50 and withdraw 100?

CSCassi: no max to withdrawal is 50

dirkemans: but then i never get any bonus

dirkemans: if i deposit 50 and may withdraw 50

dirkemans: i lose the 50 i could win with the bonus

dirkemans: ??

dirkemans: are u sure this is your bonus?

dirkemans: lol

CSCassi: yes it our free bonus, the site rules state any free bonuses received you can deposit 50 to get 50

CSCassi: A $50 cash deposit needs to be made before any withdrawal can be considered and winnings are capped at $50 from this promotion.

CSCassi: Promotional pages

dirkemans: well i hope i CAN withdraw 100, being my deposit, and my bonus combined no?

dirkemans: i want you to say it

dirkemans: those rules are written so that its not clear to me

CSCassi: I have told you the rules, i cannot change what the rules state. You deposit 50 to collect 50.

dirkemans: i can win 50 of this 30

CSCassi: yes then make a deposit of 50 to collect the 50 you won

dirkemans: i can win more even, but only withdraw 50 of what i win with this, then if i do get it to 50 withdrawable dollars, i need to make a deposit of 50, then i can go to cashier and withdraw 100?

dirkemans: total

dirkemans: or i withdraw the bonus and the 50 stays in my account

CSCassi: no sir, as I have said you can only cashout 50 so you would ask for 50

dirkemans: and the 50 left is gone?

dirkemans: you know thats the same as me depositing 50, then withdrawing it

dirkemans: totally useless

dirkemans: i see even here that i must wager my 50 40 times

dirkemans:

CSCassi: yes on your deposit

dirkemans: so you want me to put in my money, which i might lose, but only if i can manage to playthrough it 50 times i can withdraw my own money again!

dirkemans: i can never win!

CSCassi: Sir I am only telling you the site rules.

CSCassi: You can as well as other have lots of times.

dirkemans: u seriousy should talk to the management

dirkemans: are there people who took this bonus?

dirkemans: and came back as depositing player??

CSCassi: yes we dont have robots who play, its all human (<---lol)

dirkemans: these people took this bonus

dirkemans: imagine i lose the 30

dirkemans: then i deposit some, is this also for 40x playtrough?

dirkemans: and also only max 50?

CSCassi: Reasonable Bonus Terms: (<---LOL again)

CSCassi: To withdraw your bonus, winnings, and deposit amount you will need to wager 40 times your deposit plus bonus.

CSCassi: IMPORTANT: SBZ can only be used in Bingo, Keno Slots and selected casino games.

CSCassi: Wagers in any form of BLACKJACK, TRI CARD POKER, '21' GAMES, PONTOON, VIDEO POKER, CARIBBEAN HOLD'EM, VEGAS THREE CARD RUMMY, TEXAS HOLD'EM BONUS POKER and any form of CRAPS, BACCARAT, ROULETTE or SICBO are not applicable toward the minimum wagering requirements UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED.

CSCassi: You should check out the FAQs and promotions pages, all withdrawal/cashout rules are posted on the site.

dirkemans: yes would be totally reasonable, and perfectly in order,IF it were not for the little 50 max cashout out vs the 50 minimum deposit...


So what do you guys think of this?

[JacobBlack]

Funniest thing I have ever heard! LMAO!!

[Tony Trader]

This is not an April Fools joke, it says right here in the reviews what is required with the no deposit bonus. I know it seems crazy but its there casino and there rules.

Tony

[JacobBlack]

I think myself and dirk understand the rules, but its like there isnt really a bonus if you think about it.. Thats the funny part, you have to deposit 50 to be able to withdraw 50, so its as if your just withdrawing your original deposit, IF you meet all the requirments. !

[Tirilej]

This is one of the worst RTG casino there is. I think you have to wager your deposit 25 times...even if you don't use a bonus. Just stay away please. There has been a lot of issues of people don't getting their winnings. One of the fooled one was me.

[Imagin.ation]

THAT is rediculous, thank you for bringing that to my attention.. WTH kind of bonus is that... theres no benefit... thats more like they give a tooth and we gotta give a tongue, eye, leg, arm AND head for it...

[wnanhee]

This is one of the worst RTG casino there is. I think you have to wager your deposit 25 times...even if you don't use a bonus. Just stay away please. There has been a lot of issues of people don't getting their winnings. One of the fooled one was me.

Yeah, I heard about that...and thought it was crazy. Can you believe that? it's your money and even if you didn't take the bonus but you still have to wager the money??? it's like once you give them the money, it becomes theirs  instantly....

[MommyMachine]

I dont think thats fair at all...what kind of no deposit bonus is that anyway lol...ill stay away for sure...thanks for the heads up

[dirkemans]

lets boycot them:P!
that'll teach em >.<
(not likely)