I’ll admit that I don’t read books or any type of educational materials. With my short attention span, they don’t keep me interested. I prefer magazines with short blurbs about news, upcoming products or silly things. I often reach for something taboo. I reach for tabloid magazines to satisfy my desire to relax my mind and read but mostly look at the pictures. For this reason I was drawn to the Paparazzi slot game at Bingo Avatar.
Paparazzi is a 9 line Parlay slot game. Lights flash and the first thing I noticed was the Progressive Jackpot was up to a whole $47.16. That wasn’t too encouraging. The symbols involve starlets on the run, VIP passes, limos, cameras and some unflattering censored moments.
I started with about $25 to play with and I started betting $0.90 per spin. I couldn’t hit anything. I lowered my bet then raised it again. I wish I had some story about how close I was to hitting this or that but no tricks in the world were going to save me from this race against the Paparazzi.
The “A List Limo” bonus game came up and I had to choose the limo holding the A List star. I won a couple bucks off of that but nothing significant. I felt honored to get the bonus because I wasn’t hitting anything else. Five “Breaking News” symbols award the progressive jackpot. At this point it was looking better and better.
My bankroll was a pathetic $0.15. I just sat there and stared at the screen for what felt like an eternity. I couldn’t believe how bad that was. The slot games at Bingo Avatar are all my Parlay favorites but I chose to give this one a shot. It was new to me and I wish I had run the other way.
I better off spending a couple of dollars on a trashy tabloid magazine than $25 on this slot game. If this is a day in the life of a photog, I think I’ll pass.
Froggy
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