Embarrassing Bingo Moments That Won't Happen Online


There are some things we'd sooner forget than remember the less desirable times. When cheeks turn a deep scarlet red with the earlobes to match, it is a symptom of an embarrassing moment.

Bingo players have their fair share of uncomfortable situations at bingo halls. At the top of the list is; yelling 'bingo' only to learn you daubed the wrong number. You can hear the sneers and jeers to the corner with as all eyes are fixed on you with an expression that says 'how dare you'! What makes matters even worse is if the next number called really is a bingo, you're so intimidated to declare a bingo it is said in a soft murmur as you sink slowly in your seat.

Be a two time winner for the night and you are condemned to a night of misery as the bingo crowd grunts in dissatisfaction. You lower your head as if there was a serious crime committed and contemplate hiding in the ladies room.

Speaking of the ladies room, when it is time to go, it's time to go. You tip toe across the bingo hall as quietly as possible to escape without notice only to return to your seat and hear gasps. Wondering what in the world did you do now, your bingo partner whispers in your ear that trail of toilet paper followed you back to your seat.

Right when you think it can't get any worse, it does. Your cell phone rings and 'Do ya think I'm sexy' blare through the bingo hall. By this time your daubing your cards under the table and when it is time to leave you bolt out the front door into the night wanting to vanish into thin air.

Then it dawns you, online bingo. No embarrassing moments, just good times from the comfort of your home.

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